PRESS RELEASE... FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE...
The VileArts presents
I'll tell you what the real crime is...
The debut performance of The Homeless Critic
after A Brief History of Evil @ Summerhall
August 11, free
To celebrate his (redacted) birthday, the Homeless Critic will be presenting a spontaneous critical response to the latest production from Glasgow's Company of Wolves. He has thought about taking his clothes off and writing a review on his belly with a sharpie, but that feels a bit 2010. He was also told to cut himself, but he isn't sure whether that was an insult or a retro live art cliche.
Whatever he does, it won't be predictable, at least not by him.
This event is not supported by either Summerhall or Company of Wolves, or anyone else at all, really.