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THE HOMELESS CRITIC FINDS FIRST GOOD PERSON
Dateline 11 August 2015
On his birthday, The Homeless Critic has been taken in for a few days with another critic. Speaking from a palatial room by the sea-side, The Homeless Critic expressed his gratitude.
'It's funny, because the critic in question actually knows me, which means he had a good reason to ignore my plaintive cries for help. Yet here I am, having a delicious coffee - not instant - and chatting about statistical analysis and blogging strategies with the sound of waves gently lapping against the shore.'
'I am going to be very happy for a few days.'
However, this does not mean the Homeless Critic's quest for a roof over his head is complete. He is still seeking accommodation for the rest of the Fringe, recognising that his bland charm and loud voice makes him a better short than long term guest.
The Vile Arts is due to announce a series of rewards for people who help the Homeless Critic out.
'It'll include somefin abaht gettin im lunch and avin a bit on the blog. Mebbe a radio chat on his podcast, e'll do flyerin if you ask im nice,' said Mad Cyril, a frequent Vile collaborator. 'If you want some, I'm the man to give you some.'